Compendiums (14 Books, One Massive Mistake)

Why settle for one inappropriate book when you can have fourteen bound together in a single ridiculous, oversized volume. That's the pitch, and somehow it worked. This thing crams fourteen of my darkest, most unhinged humor books into one full color collection, complete with their original covers and illustrations, like a greatest hits album for people with deeply questionable reading habits.

Each book inside runs 200 to 400 pages, so the finished product is genuinely hefty. Good for traumatizing dinner guests, good for shocking coworkers, good as a blunt object when society finally collapses and books become currency or weapons, whichever comes first.

Yes, I signed it. You people keep demanding proof that I personally condoned this, so here it is, in ink, on the first page, like a confession.

Grab one while they last and enjoy the regret later. That part's free.