14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written: Part 7 (Signed Copy)

Brad Gosse is back and worse than ever with Part 7 of his unholy children’s book saga—because clearly, no one learned their lesson the first six times. Weighing in at a soul-crushing 320+ pages, this is less a joke book and more a psychological weapon disguised as bedtime stories.

Children’s Books 7 compiles 14 never-should've-been-written titles into one chaotic collection of gag gift greatness. Perfect for dark humor lovers, white elephant destroyers, and people who know better but do it anyway.

Included in this beautiful monstrosity:

• Drunk Dad: Shows Up to Every Game – the bleacher legend who’s more beer than man.
• Your Mom is Sharyn Cox – a touching story of paternity tests and playground bullying.
• Cuckolding: With Jack and Jill – nursery rhymes reimagined through the lens of open marriages and public shame.
• That Guy Jack Innitt – he’s lonely, misunderstood, and spends way too much time in the bathroom.
• Diddler On The Roof – if musicals make you uncomfortable, wait till this one starts singing.
• Mike Hunt 2: Getting Stuffed – he’s back and bringing side dishes nobody asked for.
• Sugar Babies: Dad’s Secret Friends – a sweet tale of transactions, secrets, and daddy’s disappearing paycheck.
• Ray Ping: The Chinese Miner – a historical deep cut that digs straight into uncomfortable laughter.
• Short Kings: Need Love Too – not all heroes wear lifts, but some definitely should.
• Humpy The Pig: Gets an STI – the cautionary tale the petting zoo refused to publish.
• Baby in a Hot Car – the feel-bad thriller of the year with all the windows rolled up.
• Ratchet Pussy – nine lives, no shame, and a questionable OnlyPaws account.
• Mike Hawke Gets Hard – P.E. class will never be the same.
• Sketchy Joe Has Too Many Brides – one man, one cult, and zero background checks.

This twisted collection of joke books is a gold mine for collectors of gag gifts, novelty books, and dark humor disasters. Whether you're shopping for the office white elephant, looking to get uninvited from the next family gathering, or just love watching society crumble one page at a time—this book is for you.

Buy now and give the gift of confusion, discomfort, and uncontrollable laughter. Just don’t read it to your kids unless you're raising future stand-up comics or emotional support clowns.

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