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14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books: Part 9 (Signed Copy)

14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books: Part 9 (Signed Copy)

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14 of the Most Terrible: An Adult Parody Compendium Nobody Asked For and Everyone Needs

Someone at a publishing house would be fired for this. Fortunately, Brad Gosse answers to no one. This compendium collects 14 of his most aggressively unnecessary adult parody books into a single volume of over 400 pages of illustrated innuendo, double entendres, and cartoon wrongness delivered in the cheerful visual style of picture books. Inside you will find Brenda the BPD Bat, Matt the Autistic Cat, Peggy Peggington Loves to Peg, Mom Likes to be Choked, Hugh Jayness, How to Network at Swinger Parties, Buster Hyman Pops a Cherry, Frosty the Blowman, Dad's New Doll, Crypto Cuck, Nanny Punani, Mike Hum Delivers Cream Pies, Give Ahead Get Ahead, and The Big Hunt. That is a sentence we typed and published.

Over 400 pages. Fourteen books. One terrible decision that somehow becomes more defensible the longer you think about it. Each book is a standalone parody illustrated in full color, built entirely on the premise that innocent-looking cartoon art and deeply committed innuendo are funnier together than they have any right to be. This collection exists. You found it. That probably says something about you that we are not going to say out loud.

This Book Is For You If...

  • You already own one of these titles and thought, I wish I had thirteen more of these right now
  • You want a single gift that guarantees an entire room goes silent and then completely loses it
  • You believe that over 400 pages of illustrated adult parody represents genuine value for money
  • You are the kind of person who finishes a Brad Gosse book and immediately needs another one
  • You want the coffee table book that ends all further conversation about your personality

This Book Is NOT For You If...

  • You were offended by the title before you even clicked and yet here you still are
  • You require your humor to be sophisticated, elevated, or explainable to your employer
  • You have a formal complaint already drafted and just need one more piece of evidence
  • You think fourteen terrible books combined into one makes them collectively less terrible
  • You are a normal well-adjusted person and you took a wrong turn somewhere on this website

Perfect Occasions for This Book

  • Bachelorette parties where one book was not going to be enough anyway
  • White elephant exchanges where you intend to win so decisively there is no second place
  • A coffee table book for the home of someone with absolutely no remaining shame
  • Retirement gifts for someone who spent decades being professionally appropriate and is finished
  • The gift for the person who is impossible to shop for because nothing is ever weird enough
  • Your own personal collection because you have made certain choices and you own them

Look, Just Buy the Stupid Book

Fourteen adult parody books. Over 400 pages. Brenda the BPD Bat through The Big Hunt, collected in one volume that costs less than a single round of drinks. A greeting card gets thrown out. This gets left on the coffee table. Guests pick it up. Guests do not put it down. Someone reads Frosty the Blowman aloud. Someone else reads How to Network at Swinger Parties in a voice. The evening has now taken a direction and that direction is this book's fault entirely.

Brad Gosse spent years producing individual volumes of this material one deeply questionable book at a time. Now you can own all fourteen in a single purchase, which is either a bargain or a cry for help depending on who is doing the evaluating. Either way, it is over 400 pages of content that technically cannot be argued with. Buy the compendium. Put it somewhere visible. Watch what happens next.

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