(Autographed) Multi-Volume Novelty Books—Because You’re Too Lazy to Buy Them Separately

Why settle for one inappropriate book when you can have fourteen bound together in one ridiculous, oversized volume? That’s right—this monstrosity crams 14 of my darkest, most unhinged humor books into a single, full-color collection, complete with their original vibrant covers and illustrations. It’s like a greatest-hits album, but for people with deeply questionable reading habits.

Each book inside ranges from 200 to 300 pages, meaning this thing is hefty—perfect for traumatizing dinner guests, shocking coworkers, or just using as a blunt weapon when society inevitably collapses. And yes, I autographed it, because for some reason, you people keep demanding proof that I personally condoned this madness. Grab one before they’re gone, and bask in the regret of your purchasing decisions later.