Adult Coloring Books (For People Who Peaked in Detention)

I used to think coloring books were for kids and people at the dentist's office. Then I made one that said something horrible in bubble letters surrounded by flowers, and it turns out that's exactly what a lot of adults have been waiting for. So now I make these too.

These are dark humor coloring books, the kind with cynical one liners and questionable line art instead of unicorns and mandalas. Same relaxing, repetitive, zone out activity your therapist probably recommended, just aimed at something slightly more unhinged than a garden. Some pages are funny. Some pages are mean. A few are both, which is honestly my favorite combination.

Good as an adult humor gift, good as a white elephant option that doesn't need batteries, good for the friend who says they're "not really a reader" but will absolutely sit there for an hour coloring in a swear word with a gel pen. No context needed. No age appropriate excuses either.

Grab a set, grab some markers, and color like nobody's watching, because if they were, this wouldn't be the book you'd have chosen.