Ratchet Pussy Colouring Book (Signed Copy)

Ratchet Pussy Colouring Book... The Interactive Adult Colouring Experience For A Cat Who Has Seen Some Things

Ratchet Pussy is back. She's strutting down the alley with that pussy swagger, matted and proud, and now she's waiting for your colour choices. The dumpster-diving diva has been translated into colouring pages, which means you get to decide what shade of "living on the edge" looks right for a cat who has no collar, no chain, and no apologies for any of it. The smelly rash is there. The alley is there. The scraps she's working for are there. All of it is waiting for your artistic contribution to a story that is definitely about a cat.

This adult colouring book takes the original Ratchet Pussy and renders every verse in illustrated colouring-page format, because apparently the adult colouring book format has no restrictions on subject matter and this particular cat's biography deserves the hands-on treatment. The meditation of colouring meets the chaos of Ratchet Pussy's life choices, and the combination is either deeply therapeutic or the opposite of therapeutic, and either outcome is the correct adult colouring experience when the subject is a cat this committed to her lifestyle.

This Book IS For:

• Fans of the original Ratchet Pussy who want the colouring book extension of a cat story that was always destined for this format
• Adults who use colouring as a relaxation tool and want to test how relaxed they can stay while colouring a cat named Ratchet Pussy
• Anyone who appreciates an adult colouring book that doesn't pretend the "adult" in "adult colouring book" has to mean botanical illustrations
• Gift-givers who want to combine the activity gift with the gag gift in a single item that works on both levels

This Book Is NOT For:

• People who bought adult colouring books for their mental health benefits and are protective of what they expose those benefits to
• Readers who feel cats deserve to be represented in colouring books in a more flattering light
• Anyone who hasn't read Ratchet Pussy and will need the full context to understand why she's coloured the way she is, which is any colour you choose, because this is your artistic expression now
• Colouring purists who feel the genre peaked with celestial maps and abstract geometric patterns

Appropriate For:

• Bachelorette parties where the activity portion of the evening benefits from having something to do with their hands and also laugh at
• Gag gifts for the cat owner whose cat's behavior is best described as "ratchet" and who will recognize the taxonomy immediately
• White elephant exchanges where you want to give something usable and also completely unhinged
• Anyone who already owns the original and needs the version where they can contribute their own artistic decisions to the alley narrative

Why Buy This

The adult colouring market has given you every option: forests, galaxies, intricate patterns, botanical collections, architecture, animals in dignified poses. None of those options are Ratchet Pussy prowling the alley at whatever hour Ratchet Pussy keeps. This fills the gap. You have the markers. You have the coloured pencils. You have the question of what colour best represents a cat who eats what she eats and does what she does and feels no particular way about any of it. The answer is yours. The pages are waiting.

Buy it for someone who will use it. Buy it for someone who will display it. Buy it for someone who has every other adult colouring book and needs the one that the other adult colouring books looked at and said nothing. Ratchet Pussy talks. Every page tells you where she's been. Pick up your pencils. The alley is right there. She's already out there working. The page just needs your colour choices.