Rolling Balls: With My Friend Molly (Signed Copy)
Rolling Balls: With My Friend Molly (Signed Copy)
Rolling Balls with My Friend Molly: A Children's Book for Adults Who’ve Lost All Shame
Warning: This is not a drill. This is not a wholesome story about a girl and her pet hamster. This is Rolling Balls with My Friend Molly—a literary chemical spill masquerading as a picture book, lovingly crafted for adults who think a rave is a great place to find spiritual awakening and questionable decisions.
Written in the style of a children’s book but absolutely not for children (unless you're trying to win custody battles the hard way), this novelty gag book takes you on a serotonin-soaked journey through the eyes of a wide-eyed cartoon egg who just discovered MDMA... and friendship, apparently. Follow our hero as he trips, hugs strangers, dodges Scooby-Doo cameos, and plummets into the sweet, cuddly void of rave culture's most misunderstood party favor: Molly.
What’s Inside This Psychotropic Train Wreck?
- 20 pages of pure, unfiltered nonsense dressed up in adorable illustrations
- Rhyming couplets that feel like Dr. Seuss did ecstasy and forgot his meds
- References to rave culture, “PLUR” philosophy, and the emotional fragility of Tuesday mornings
- Perfect for fans of dark humor, EDM survivors, and anyone whose idea of a bedtime story involves LED gloves
This book is ideal for:
- White elephant gift exchanges that end in HR complaints
- Gag gifts for your favorite festival casualty
- Collectors of outrageous novelty books who think Go the F*ck to Sleep was a bit too tame
- Anyone who’s ever rolled so hard they tried to hug the bassline
Still Thinking This Might Be a Sweet Story?
Think again. This thing is loaded with euphemisms, emotional breakdowns, and serotonin analogies that make it less “Goodnight Moon” and more “Goodnight, Morals.” It’s got the vibe of a preschool book edited by Hunter S. Thompson’s ghost, if he were reincarnated as a kandi kid.
Get Your Copy Today—Before the Comedown
Rolling Balls with My Friend Molly is the ultimate gag gift for the friend who peaked at Burning Man 2012 and never emotionally came back. Give the gift of jaw-clenching joy and regrettable nostalgia. Whether you’re shopping for a Secret Santa disaster or looking to traumatize your coffee table guests, this book delivers.
Because nothing says “I care” like a cartoon about recreational drug use and emotional codependency dressed up like an innocent bedtime story.
Buy now. Regret nothing. Or everything. We don’t judge.
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