Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun (Signed Copy)
Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun (Signed Copy)
Mom’s Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun
Welcome to a twisted little tale told in the sugary-sweet style of a bedtime book… if your bedtime story was ghostwritten by a half-sober stand-up comic who just finished parenting class and failed spectacularly. “Mom’s Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun” is a hilarious, irreverent parody of those classic children's books—with the look and feel of a wholesome storybook, and the filthy grown-up humor of a barstool confessional.
This delightfully inappropriate cartoon book tells the story of a world where adulting is a wild ride—complete with stoner grandpas, juice boxes laced with "spice," expired meat side-hustles, and moms who call edible binges “self-care.” It's a ride through questionable parenting choices, chaotic family moments, and scenes that toe the line between dysfunctional and disturbingly familiar.
Inside these cheerful-looking pages, you’ll meet:
- A mom who hides her gummies better than she hides her trauma
- Kids who pray to Judge Judy instead of Jesus
- A grandma who stores gasoline like it’s kombucha
- A kid who knows exactly what a time-share scam looks like
- And a whole parking lot of degenerates at the dispensary
“Mom’s Magic Gummies” is written in easy-to-read rhyme, making it perfect for adults who want to feel like they’re reading a bedtime story without the burden of actual parenting. It’s the kind of book that makes you laugh out loud, then question whether you’re doing okay. (Spoiler alert: you’re not—but at least you’re laughing.)
This Funny Book Makes the Perfect Joke Gift for Grown-Ups Who:
- Enjoy dark, edgy humor that hides behind cheerful illustrations
- Love gag gifts and want to dominate the white elephant party
- Need a clever stoner gift or weed-themed birthday present
- Appreciate an offbeat adult humor book with some bite
- Are parents, former kids, or simply messed up in a fun way
Give it as a Christmas gift for the family misfit, a birthday gift for your high-functioning burnout friend, or a joke gift for the mom who "needs a minute". Pair it with actual gummies (or don't, your call) and watch the laughter roll in. It’s colorful. It’s crass. It’s a car crash of parenting satire, and you’ll love every wrecked rhyme.
Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun is the adult humor book you didn’t know you needed—until you were three glasses in and hate-scrolling Amazon. It's not for kids. It’s barely for adults. But it’s perfect for you.
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