Mike Hum Gives Good Facials (Signed Copy)
Mike Hum Gives Good Facials (Signed Copy)
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24 pages of bald stick-figure Mike Hum doing wholesome activities that sound filthy when you say them out loud. Drawn like every sanitized board book your toddler owns, except the text is pure bathroom-humor wordplay. No plot, no morals, no redeeming qualities. Just one long setup-punchline parade.
Why buy this thing? Because normal gag gifts are expensive and forgettable. This one costs less than a craft beer and will embarrass whoever opens it in mixed company. It's the perfect low-effort way to say "I know exactly how juvenile you are" without saying a word. Also, it photographs well for passive-aggressive group chats.
Who's it actually for?
- Grown adults who still laugh at "that's what she said"
- People shopping for white-elephant parties, secret Santa, or that one coworker who sends dick-joke memes at 2 a.m.
- Anyone who owns more Funko Pops than bookshelves
- Dads/uncles/brothers who think "nut milk" is peak comedy
- You, if you're reading this description past the first paragraph
Who's it absolutely not for?
- Anyone under 18 (they'll miss the joke and you'll have to explain it... nightmare)
- Your religious aunt who still forwards chain emails about prayer
- People who say "that's inappropriate" unironically
- Book clubs, teachers, clergy, anyone on a purity journey
- HR after the holiday party
Every panel looks like it belongs in a pediatrician's waiting room. None of them do. The art is deliberately terrible... big round head, no neck, zero anatomy... because talent would ruin the joke.
No life advice. No inspiration. No "you are enough" nonsense. Just dumb, cheap laughs from a guy who peaked in middle school and never left.
If that description made you smirk even a little, buy it. If it made you recoil, good news: Amazon has 4.7 million other titles. Your move.
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Brad
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