Autographed Copy of a Book You’ll Regret Owning

Ah yes, another children’s book that absolutely should not be read to children. But here we are. You clicked. You’re curious. Maybe you have a dark sense of humor, maybe you have a friend who deserves this literary atrocity as a gift, or maybe you just have really poor judgment. Whatever the reason, welcome to Maya Sole Gets Dirty—a charmingly depraved adventure into bodily functions, questionable hygiene habits, and the many ways one can navigate the filth of life.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to take a cute, cartoonish character and drag her through the bowels of inappropriate humor, wonder no more. Maya Sole is here to break wind unapologetically, ruin your appetite, and ensure that your book collection will never be taken seriously again.

What’s Inside?

Oh, you want details? Fine. Here’s what you’re signing up for:

• Maya Sole, blissfully unaware of the social contract that is holding in a fart in public.
• The catastrophic aftermath of too much spice—because life isn’t just about choices, it’s about consequences.
• A lesson in bidet appreciation. Yes, bidets. A whole page dedicated to the superior method of butt-cleaning.
• Maya learning that sometimes, clenching is the only thing standing between dignity and disaster.
• The dangers of skipping a wipe—because some lessons in life are learned the hard way.
• An elegant nod to… well, let’s just call it “backdoor appreciation” and move on before we both regret this conversation.

Who Needs This Book?

Honestly, no one. But that’s never stopped me before. If you’re still reading, this book is probably for you. Or maybe for that one friend who loves to make things awkward at dinner. Or for the coworker who overshares in the breakroom and deserves to be confronted with this level of honesty.

It’s also great for:

• White elephant gift exchanges that you want to turn into permanent office scars.
• That one relative who keeps buying you motivational books and needs to be humbled.
• People who like their humor crude, their books regrettable, and their boundaries nonexistent.
• Anyone who thought “maybe Go the F**k to Sleep was too tame.”

Why a Signed Copy?

Because why not? If you’re going to own this mistake, you might as well get my signature on it to make it official. Nothing says I care like a personally signed copy of a book about bidets, farts, and other disasters of the human condition.

Buy it now before common sense—or good taste—kicks in.

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Brad