How to Gaslight People: for Fun and Profit (Signed Copy)

A Step-by-Step Guide to Psychological Warfare for Sociopaths, Clowns, and Opportunists

Ever dream of bending reality to your will like a deranged puppet master? Want to convince your roommate they owe you rent for a house they technically own? Maybe you just want to rewrite history so your boss thinks they were the one who forgot your raise.

Congratulations, you morally ambiguous mastermind—you just found the ultimate playbook for warping minds, twisting truth, and making people question their own existence. How to Gaslight People for Fun and Profit is not just a book—it’s a weaponized reality distortion field in paperback form.

Inside these pages, you’ll learn:

• 🔥 Gaslighting 101 – Start small: Move their keys, deny eating their last slice of pizza, and act deeply concerned when they swear they had a pet goldfish yesterday.
• 💼 Gaslighting at Work – Convince your boss they promised you that three-day weekend. Make your coworkers question if they really submitted that report on time, or if they just dreamed it.
• 💰 Gaslighting for Profit – Sell someone their own lamp and convince them they gave it to you last week. Launch a pyramid scheme where the only thing being sold is confusion.
• ⚠️ Advanced Gaslighting – Rewrite your past. Did you fail college, or were you actually expelled for being too brilliant? Did your ex dump you, or did you break up with them first?
• 🚀 Gaslighting Yourself: The Final Boss Battle – The true gaslighting master doesn’t just lie to others—they lie to themselves.

The Perfect Book for…

• 🎁 White Elephant Gift Exchanges – Watch as someone realizes they’ve just unwrapped a personal ethics crisis.
• 🎅 Secret Santa Disasters – Nothing spreads holiday cheer like a step-by-step guide to warping someone’s mind.
• 😂 Gag Gifts for Friends Who Already Doubt Their Sanity – Help them along on their journey of existential despair.
• 📖 Self-Help for People Who Gave Up on Self-Help – Because sometimes, lying to yourself is just as good as fixing yourself.

Signed Copies – Because Even That’s a Mind Game

And because I fully commit to the bit, I personally sign every copy—a legally binding contract stating that you, the reader, are now officially part of the gaslighting elite. Is it really my signature? Did I sign it with my hand or just my mind? Was the book even blank before you opened it? You’ll never know.

⚠️ WARNING:

This book is a satire, a comedy grenade thrown directly into the face of common sense. If you’re the kind of person who sees a "Wet Paint" sign and has to touch it just to be sure, this book is going to be a rough ride for you.

If, however, you love dark humor, mind games, and watching other people spiral into confusion while you sip your coffee with the calmness of an unbothered psychopath, then congratulations—you just found your new favorite book.

Buy it now—unless, of course, you already did and just forgot. (You did, didn’t you?)

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Brad