Doug the carpet munching pug (Signed Copy)

Meet Doug, the pug with a passion so specific, it’s downright absurd. Doug the Carpet Munching Pug takes you on a hilariously inappropriate journey through the life of a dog who’s more interested in destroying floor decor than chasing tennis balls. If you’ve ever wondered, “Can a dog develop an obsession with carpet fibers?” the answer is a resounding (and cringeworthy) yes.

Doug isn’t just a carpet-muncher; he’s a carpet-devouring connoisseur. From the shaggy rugs in the living room to the plush carpets in the hall, there isn’t a floor covering safe from Doug’s relentless appetite. Morning, noon, or night, he munches with unwavering determination, leaving chaos (and bare floors) in his wake.

The story begins innocently enough: Doug is your typical, adorable pug until he catches a whiff of Mom’s carpet. From there, his life becomes a fiber-filled frenzy. He munches when he’s happy, he munches when he’s sad, and he munches as if every rug he encounters is the last supper. Mom, bless her misguided optimism, sees the silver lining, declaring, “Thanks to you, my rug is always wet!” Yes, this book really goes there.

But Doug’s passion comes with consequences. He’s earned himself the title of “King of Carpet Munching,” but his antics have also caused Mom to groan in frustration (and maybe a little horror). Whether it’s the crunch of carpet fibers at lunch or his triumphant sprints across the house with a mouth full of rug, Doug’s adventures are both jaw-dropping and laugh-out-loud ridiculous.

This book isn’t just a story—it’s a wild ride of rhymes and hilariously over-the-top illustrations that push the limits of what a gag gift can get away with. Doug’s journey is perfect for those who revel in humor that’s so outrageous it might make you question your morals (and your taste in books).

Looking for the ultimate prank gift? A surefire way to derail a white elephant exchange? Or maybe just a reason to laugh at something so absurd it defies logic? Doug the Carpet Munching Pug is the answer. Whether it’s for that friend with a dark sense of humor or someone who doesn’t realize what they’re about to unwrap, this book guarantees reactions ranging from stunned silence to uncontrollable laughter.

Doug isn’t just a pug—he’s a legend. So, grab your copy today and prepare to embrace the chaos, one chewed-up carpet at a time. Just be warned: if your mom’s rug is wet, Doug might be coming for her, too.

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