Daddy's A SIMP: Don't Expect Much Inheritance (Signed Copy)

Daddy's A SIMP: Don't Expect Much Inheritance... A Financial Warning In Book Form

Dad lost mom. Dad got back on his feet. Dad found someone new. So far so good. Then he bought her a house. This book covers what happened in between those events and why you should probably lower your expectations about the will.

Illustrated with cartoon art and told with the kind of blunt honesty that only comes from something that has nothing to lose, this is the story of a grown man making choices that technically no one can stop him from making. It is his money. He is just very bad at having it.

This Book IS For:

• Adult children who have noticed the bank account situation and are concerned
• Anyone who watched someone they love make an obviously bad decision and said nothing
• People who find financial self-destruction oddly relatable
• Gift-givers with a specific and pointed message to deliver

This Book Is NOT For:

• Dads who are simps and have not yet been informed
• Anyone who has reported a social media post for inappropriate content in the past year
• Financial advisors who take their work home with them emotionally
• People who believe love is a sound reason to buy someone a house

Appropriate For:

• Family reunions where someone needs to address the elephant in the room
• White elephant exchanges with a very specific target in mind
• Bachelor parties for men who appear to be making similar choices
• Any occasion where a gentle intervention is warranted but will not happen

Why Buy This Instead Of A Card

A greeting card that says "Congrats on the new relationship" costs nearly as much as this and communicates exactly nothing. This book communicates something. It does so with cartoon art and a last page that will sit with the recipient for a while. Possibly through the holidays.

You are not being cruel. You are being economical. You spent the same as a card, and instead of cardboard, someone has a book they will reference for years. At minimum, they will think of it every time they check dad's payment activity. That is a gift that keeps giving.