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Brenda the BPD Bat (Signed Copy)

Brenda the BPD Bat (Signed Copy)

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Brenda the BPD Bat

Signed Collector Copy or Speedy Prime Copy

Welcome to the literary alleyway where hopeful dreams get mugged by sarcasm. Brenda the BPD Bat flaps, screeches, and catastrophizes across full-color pages of cartoon mayhem. You have two equally questionable ways to own it: a hand-signed collector copy shipped straight from my cave, or an unsigned Amazon Prime copy that rockets to your doorstep with the emotional warmth of a warehouse robot.

  • Signed Collector Edition: Autographed in a Sharpie scrawl that looks like an ECG flat-lining. Shipped with the urgency of a sloth on decaf.
  • Unsigned Prime Edition: Same bat chaos, zero autograph. Ideal for last-minute gifting and people who think “personal touch” is how viruses spread.

Why Invite This Bat into Your Life?

  • Dark Humor, Cute Packaging: Fluffy cartoon visuals wrapped around borderline personality histrionics. It’s like hiding a mousetrap in a cupcake liner.
  • Conversation-Ending Panels: Leave it on the coffee table and watch friends reassess the friendship mid-sentence.
  • Therapy Starter Kit: Each meltdown, guilt trip, and dramatic text doubles as an icebreaker with your future mental-health professional.

Signed Edition Details

  • Hand-signed title page—signature authenticity proven by permanent ink smudges.
  • Ships in a protective mailer, sturdy enough to survive small existential crises.

Prime Edition Details

  • Whisked through Amazon’s logistics hive and deposited on your porch at warp speed.
  • No autograph, no personal contamination, just pure, unapologetic bat chaos.
  • Ideal for procrastinators, commitment-phobes, and anyone whose love language is two-day shipping.

Who Will Cherish This?

Fans of dark humor, collectors of signed oddities, prank-gift enthusiasts, ex-goth parents, therapists who relish gallows comedy, and that one coworker who keeps HR awake at night.

Who Should Probably Flee?

Readers seeking wholesome bedtime tales, individuals who think mental illness is sacred territory, and anyone still emotionally recovering from the Up opening sequence.

Trigger Warning and Other Buzzkill Notices

This book satirizes borderline personality disorder through an anthropomorphic bat. It is neither medically accurate nor emotionally balanced. If you need a safe space, this is a cardboard box labeled “Maybe.”

Frequently Avoided Questions

  • Is the signature real? Yes, and it depreciates resale value instantly.
  • Can you personalize it? Leave instructions at checkout (or contact me after), legibility not guaranteed.
  • Will this offend someone? That’s literally the mission statement.

Final Choice Time

Decide whether you crave the sloppy, personalized scrawl of the Signed Collector Edition or the pristine, faceless speed of the Prime Edition. Either way, Brenda will soon roost on your shelf, whispering, “You paid for this” every time you pass by.

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