Collection: My Bestsellers... Because Poor Taste is Universal

For reasons I’ll never fully understand, these books have sold more copies than the rest. Maybe it’s because they’re actually funny, or maybe the world is just more unhinged than I thought. Either way, these are the books that have been flying off the shelves, mostly into the hands of people who enjoy making their friends uncomfortable.

Each one is autographed, because apparently, that turns them into collector’s items instead of just evidence in a future court case. Whether you’re adding to your growing pile of regret or introducing someone new to the depravity, these bestsellers have already corrupted thousands. Might as well be next.