{"product_id":"i-love-gabe-horn-signed-copy","title":"I Love Gabe Horn (Signed Copy)","description":"\u003ch4\u003eI Love Gabe Horn: An Adult Parody Book That Will Immediately Identify Someone You Know\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eGabe Horn is a real person. He makes videos. Our protagonist loves her Gabe Horn. She watches him every day, shares him with friends, grabs him alone in the dark, takes him to the park, holds him all night until Gabe Horn feels so good and so right. She writes him a love letter. She is left broken-hearted without her Gabe Horn. Gabe Horn gives it to you. Gabe Horn is free, on everyone's device, ready for post and replay at any hour. This is a book about enjoying online content from a creator you admire. That is the complete official description and we are absolutely sticking with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eBrad Gosse has taken the visual style of a picture book, weaponized it with innuendo, and put a real person's name on the cover. I Love Gabe Horn is a love story between a woman and her favorite adults-only content creator, told in rhyming couplets with cheerful cartoons that make the whole thing somehow worse. Gabe Horn is a real human person who approved this, has seen the cover, and made a deliberate choice. We are all going to have to process that on our own time.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\u003ch4\u003eThis Book Is For You If...\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\r\u003cul\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou already know what kind of content Gabe Horn makes and you found this page deliberately\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou have a friend who is dangerously online and this is the most honest gift you can give them\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou want something that makes a person laugh, stop laughing, then laugh again much harder\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy parody that uses cheerful cartoon innocence as a delivery mechanism for chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou are Gabe Horn personally and want copies to sell at the merch table after shows\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\r\u003ch4\u003eThis Book Is NOT For You If...\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\r\u003cul\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou do not know who Gabe Horn is and you are genuinely not ready to find out today\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou thought this was about a brass instrument and feel that you have been misled\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou are easily unsettled by content that is technically clean and spiritually is not\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou have already reported other Brad Gosse titles and are actively building a case file\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eYou prefer your adult parody books to not involve real people with functional social media accounts\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\r\u003ch4\u003ePerfect Occasions for This Book\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\r\u003cul\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eBachelor\/Bachelorette parties where at least one person in the room needs to be publicly identified\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eValentine's Day for the person who watches too much online content alone at night\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant exchanges where your specific goal is to cause a recognizable kind of confusion\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eA gift for any content creator who has completely lost perspective on their own career\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eAny occasion requiring something that functions simultaneously as a confession and a punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\r\t\u003cli\u003eLeave it on someone's desk without explanation, walk away, do not look back under any circumstances\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\r\u003ch4\u003eLook, Just Buy the Stupid Book\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eYou could buy a greeting card for almost exactly the same price. You will not. You are on this page because you already know what this is and you need it for a specific person and a specific reason you do not need to explain to anyone. This book will be recognized the moment it is unwrapped. Someone in the room will point at another person. That person will turn red. It gets read aloud and Gabe Horn feels so good gets delivered in a voice. You cannot put a price on that moment. You can actually. It is the price of this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eBrad Gosse wrote this with a real person's name on the cover and that real person said yes. Whatever you were planning to do with your afternoon, this is what happened instead. Buy the book. Give it to whoever you already have in mind. Let Brad and Gabe sort out whatever this creative partnership has become. That is genuinely not your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFree worldwide shipping!\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGet your autographed copy of this book today. I have a limited number of these in stock. 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