{"product_id":"2-girls-1-pup-signed-copy","title":"2 Girls 1 Pup (Signed Copy)","description":"\u003ch4\u003e2 Girls 1 Pup: The Most Disgusting Chore Ever Assigned\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eYes, I named it that. You read the title, your eyebrows went up, and now you're here trying to figure out what you've walked into. What you've walked into is a rhyming story about two sisters, Karla and Latifa, whose mom hands them a single cup and one simple job. The vet needs a stool sample from the pup. That's it. That's the whole plot.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eWhat follows is a gross-out escalation of scooping, gagging, flies, one catastrophic vomit, and a sample so ruined the mom nearly loses it. It's a poop errand that spirals into full biohazard, and every stanza somehow finds a new way to make you say \"no.\" I wrote it about a dog, a cup, and two kids who will not stop arguing over whose turn it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eThe title is the bait. The turd is the switch.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\u003ch4\u003eWho I Wrote This For\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\u003cul\u003e\r\u003cli\u003ePeople who saw the title, gasped, and immediately needed to know\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eFans of gross-out humour who aren't precious about a little poop\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eAnyone with a sibling they once out-grossed in a backyard\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eDog owners who have, in fact, held the cup and smelled way too near\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\r\u003ch4\u003eWho I Did Not Write This For\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\u003cul\u003e\r\u003cli\u003ePeople who read the title as a promise and are going to be disappointed\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has filed a formal complaint about \"tone\" at a barbecue\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eThe relative who thinks a poop joke is a moral failing\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eReaders who need a tidy ending. The chore wasn't over. It had just begun.\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\r\u003ch4\u003eWhen This Book Comes in Handy\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\u003cul\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eA gag gift for the friend whose sense of humour got them talked about\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant exchanges where you'd like to be remembered, or feared\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eBachelorette and stag parties that have peaked and need a reset\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003cli\u003eSitting on the coffee table as a quiet warning to your guests\u003c\/li\u003e\r\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\r\u003ch4\u003eWhy I Think You Should Buy It\u003c\/h4\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eThis is the book that gets snatched off the table, read out loud in a voice, and passed around a room full of people saying \"she did NOT just scoop that.\" A greeting card has never once cleared a room and then refused to leave anyone's memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\r\u003cp\u003eYou already know if this is your kind of terrible. You've known since the title. So stop pretending you're deciding and put it in the cart, because somewhere a real dog is dropping a fresh log in the middle of a real yard, and someone has to hold the cup.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"bradgosse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58523871576367,"sku":"B0HKLR4F1D","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/1962\/9871\/files\/b9ea9998ff0e2d75f8ac9d671e6bc558.png?v=1790083279","url":"https:\/\/bradgosse.com\/products\/2-girls-1-pup-signed-copy","provider":"Brad Gosse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}