My Newest Autographed Books—Because You People Keep Buying Them
Look, I keep writing these books, and for some reason, you degenerates keep buying them. So here we are again—another batch of fresh, autographed nonsense for you to throw on your shelf, gift to an unsuspecting relative, or use as kindling when society finally collapses.
Every book here is signed by me, because apparently that makes them collectible instead of just deeply inappropriate. I don’t know why you want my signature, but I’ll keep scribbling my name on these pages as long as you keep forking over cash. Get them while they last, because once they’re gone, I’ll be too busy making more ridiculous content to care about your FOMO.
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Polish It: Everywhere (Signed Copy)
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Sausage Fest (Signed Copy)
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Wet Back The Soggy Duck (Signed Copy)
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Freak Off Party: The Legend of Dirty Ole Diddy (Signed Copy)
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Dad's Secret Family (Signed Copy)
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Doug the carpet munching pug (Signed Copy)
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Christmas is canceled (Signed Copy)
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Dad's Pussy Magnet (Signed Copy)
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(Autographed) Best Selling Novelty Books
For reasons I’ll never fully understand, these books have sold more copies than the rest. Maybe it’s because they’re actually funny, or maybe the world is just more unhinged than I thought. Either way, these are the books that have been flying off the shelves—mostly into the hands of people who enjoy making their friends uncomfortable.
Each one is autographed, because apparently, that turns them into collector’s items instead of just evidence in a future court case. Whether you’re adding to your growing pile of regret or introducing someone new to the depravity, these bestsellers have already corrupted thousands. Might as well be next.
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Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish (Signed Copy)
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Mike Huck (Signed Copy)
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Mike Lit: Shouldn't Be Hard To Find (Signed Copy)
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My Big Black Hawk (Signed Copy)
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Mom and Dad's Swinger Party (Signed Copy)
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My Racist Dog: Only Trusts Whites (Signed Copy)
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Cinnamon: A Horse Forced Into The Sex Trade (Signed Copy)
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Clip Clop: The Racist Horse Cop (Signed Copy)
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Becky: The Throat Goat (Signed Copy)
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Uncle Jeff's Island (Signed Copy)
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Mom's Crystals: Won't Save Your Pop Pop (Signed Copy)
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Mom Runs Trains: On the weekend with dad's friends (Signed Copy)
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Cucumber Curtis: Can't Come To Dinner (Signed Copy)
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Moms Only fans: New Beginnings From Difficult Choices (Signed Copy)
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Don't Bathe With Uncle Joe: Setting Boundaries With Adults (Signed Copy)
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Uncle Bob: Can't Wait To Show Me His Knob (Signed Copy)
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Why Daddy Hits Mommy: Kid's Guide To Understanding Alcoholism (Signed Copy)
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My Racist Gran: Says We Still Can't Trust The Japs (Signed Copy)
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How Daddy Got An STD: Understanding Safe Sex And Prostitution (Signed Copy)
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Star Whores: Sex Workers Across The Galaxy (Signed Copy)
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Baa Baa Black Sheep: Deals With Another "Routine" Stop (Signed Copy)
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We’re Not Camping: Mom And Dad Lied We’re Homeless (Signed Copy)
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Dad's a Cuck (Signed Copy)
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Mommy Got a DUI: A Kid's Guide To Getting Around On The Bus (Signed Copy)
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Brad Gosse Mystery Box
Roll the dice on what you get. Always way more value than what you pay. All books come signed. You may add requests to the notes.
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(Autographed) Multi-Volume Novelty Books—Because You’re Too Lazy to Buy Them Separately
Why settle for one inappropriate book when you can have fourteen bound together in one ridiculous, oversized volume? That’s right—this monstrosity crams 14 of my darkest, most unhinged humor books into a single, full-color collection, complete with their original vibrant covers and illustrations. It’s like a greatest-hits album, but for people with deeply questionable reading habits.
Each book inside ranges from 200 to 300 pages, meaning this thing is hefty—perfect for traumatizing dinner guests, shocking coworkers, or just using as a blunt weapon when society inevitably collapses. And yes, I autographed it, because for some reason, you people keep demanding proof that I personally condoned this madness. Grab one before they’re gone, and bask in the regret of your purchasing decisions later.
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14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books: Ever Written (Signed Copy)
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14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written: Part 2 (Signed Copy)
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14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written: Part 3 (Signed Copy)
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14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books: Part 4 (Signed Copy)
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14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written: Part 5 (Signed Copy)
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